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fly on the wall

4/2/2008 5:22:55 AM ---- Updated 4/2/2008 5:33:01 AM

Please Please Me - to be selfish or not to be selfish in sex and love


Just some things to ponder. Can 2 giving people be compatible? How can a guy who likes to please please a girl who wants to be the one doing the pleasing? If you know that your partner wants to please you, and you want to please your partner, do you let yourself be easily pleased? and if your partner knows that, to please her would please you, how can you be sure she's actually pleased or since she likes to please you is she just being pleased in order to please you? What if in reality both of you are displeased but are so caught up in the act being pleased to please your partner that you're caught up in a loop of mutual plastic pleasure? Worse yet, if you indulge in your own pleasure to please your pleaser, would she be satisfied with her act of pleasing even in the midst of your actual pleasure if she suspected you only let yourself be pleased for her pleasure?
Should you forget about pleasing her and concentrate on pleasing yourself if she's basically told you that this would please her? If one partner wants to do most of the pleasing, are they dominant or submissive? Can a submissive actually dominate by controlling the agenda even though he or she seemingly wants to be the submissive pleaser? What about these 69ers, how can they concentrate on pleasing and being pleased at the same time, what kind of mind does that take?

Would it please you to please me by letting me please you or would it please you more to selfishly please me cause you insist on being the pleaser which I may not mind cause ultimately I want to please you? If I became contented being the subject of you pleasing me which would please you, would you at some point have issues with me not pleasing you cause I've been pleasing you by letting you please me?

Can somebody answer all these questions, please? That would please me.

Please?


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Hop On Pop

4/2/2008 5:46:22 AM


Ever make love to a woman until she wept tears of joy?
I'd day that's satisfying to both parties.
Just go with it.

Don't think, just screw.


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fly on the wall

4/2/2008 5:58:55 AM


No just tears of pain. :~D

Your answer while it sounds nice would require a sledgehammer to bash brains in. If this was a tale of uncomplicated bliss I wouldn't have posted a blog, I just would've grinned and said 'duh'.

Thanks anyway for the flashback to my first uncomplicated affair as a 13 year old with a simple but cooperative Penthouse pet.


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Hop On Pop

4/2/2008 6:11:29 AM


I stand by my answer.

Just go with it and... pay attention.
If it ain't right the first time, you'll get better the next time. And if you pay attention that time, you'll get better with each other, yet.


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fly on the wall

4/2/2008 6:15:44 AM


Maybe what you're really saying is go find an airhead.


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Hop On Pop

4/2/2008 6:36:09 AM


Nope.
I'm saying that it's not so complicated.
Stop thinking so much.
You cannot intellectualize sex and pleasure. Or emotion.
To attempt to do so is an exercise in futility. Just go with it. And she should do the same. The pleasure will come when you're both just focused on the moment and each other's bodies -- moreso than their "pleasure".


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You want the other one I think

4/2/2008 7:59:16 AM


If you want to please your partner
and she wants to please you too
but you know that doing so may give you pleasure
Keep a smile upon your face
while inside you fake disgrace
for participating in indulgent leisure

At the same time you feel smug
that your obvious dominant hug
is an opening for her to be submissive
Which gives her the satisfaction
that she could step up the action
in the hope that her advance appears permissive

Now she wants to play her part
but she may not want to start
so you have to let her think that you are leading
but the reason you are smiling
ain't because she's so beguiling
It's to let her think she's answering your pleading

So the moral of this tale
is each time you're in the mood
be sure to pick your moment very well
You must first insult the lady
be ambiguously rude
watch her pleasure when she tells you "Go to Hell"

* extract from Soodo's little book of sexual dilemmas


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Roach up your nose

4/2/2008 10:43:34 AM


yes, please...

I will please you again in just a moment.


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Roach up your nose

4/2/2008 10:53:16 AM





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Alrigth, let me understand ~ when you are pleasing her she is pleased then you are pleased which makes her very pleased so really arn't you in the ideal give and take partnership of pleasing each other the way the other would want to be pleased?

as the beatles say... please, please me (wo yeah) like I please you.




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When golden showers may come your way....


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yes, please...

I will please you again in just a moment.


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Alrigth, let me understand ~ when you are pleasing her she is pleased then you are pleased which makes her very pleased so really arn't you in the ideal give and take partnership of pleasing each other the way the other would want to be pleased?

as the beatles say... please, please me (wo yeah) like I please you.


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Q. Can 2 giving people be compatible?

A. Yes... and... Yes.

Q. How can a guy who likes to please, please a girl who wants to be the one doing the pleasing?

A. That depends if she is pleasing you by doing the pleasing.

Q. If you know that your partner wants to please you, and you want to please your partner, do you let yourself be easily pleased?

A. Only if it pleases you.

...and if your partner knows that, to please her would please you, how can you be sure she's actually pleased or since she likes to please you is she just being pleased in order to please you?

A. Check the dialation of her pupils.

Q. What if in reality both of you are displeased but are so caught up in the act being pleased to please your partner that you're caught up in a loop of mutual plastic pleasure?

A. Try different material.

Q. Worse yet, if you indulge in your own pleasure to please your pleaser, would she be satisfied with her act of pleasing even in the midst of your actual pleasure if she suspected you only let yourself be pleased for her pleasure?

A. If she wants to please you then, yes.

Q. Should you forget about pleasing her and concentrate on pleasing yourself if she's basically told you that this would please her?

A. That depends if she only said that to please you.

Q. If one partner wants to do most of the pleasing, are they dominant or submissive?

A. Dominant Submissive with a Passive Aggressive rising.

Q. Can a submissive actually dominate by controlling the agenda even though he or she seemingly wants to be the submissive pleaser?

A. Yes, please.

Q. What about these 69ers, how can they concentrate on pleasing and being pleased at the same time, what kind of mind does that take?

A. Polyhedronist minds.

Q. Would it please you to please me by letting me please you or would it please you more to selfishly please me cause you insist on being the pleaser which I may not mind cause ultimately I want to please you?

A. Yes... and... Yes.

Q. If I became contented being the subject of you pleasing me which would please you, would you at some point have issues with me not pleasing you cause I've been pleasing you by letting you please me?

A. Yes, but only because it pleases you.


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Roach up your nose

4/2/2008 11:02:19 AM


{multiples}


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4/2/2008 11:31:56 AM


To please or not to please... that is the question.


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Larry W Johnson_

4/2/2008 11:56:34 AM


....you better hope she don't wanna smoke a roach!.... heh


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The CODE

4/2/2008 12:27:24 PM


Fucking's complicated Eh???


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fly on the wall

4/2/2008 12:28:36 PM


Roach, stop trying to kill my threads. If you were on a stage they would've brought out the hook 2 lines in.

On the other side of the coin, Ms Soodonymph, that poem was just spectacular. Je t'aime.


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Roach up your nose

4/2/2008 12:54:31 PM


as you please. :~D


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