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fly on the wall
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4/29/2008 11:20:40 PM
My pastor is ruining my political career.
He's mad cause I took his daughter's virginity so he's acting out a bit. Little does he know she was driving the car that ended up on Lovers' Lane that fateful night. Needless to say, I'm leaving the church. Hypocrites!
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Larz Boah
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4/29/2008 11:24:16 PM
Stop getting so excited Fly...just tell everyone you don't remember anything.. he he he
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fly on the wall
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4/29/2008 11:41:03 PM
Well I can't deny it, they have a video of me singing How Great Thou Art (Elvis' version) in front of the congregation. But their loss, that's one less quarter on their collection plate every Sunday. :~D
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Larry W Johnson_
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4/30/2008 12:11:20 AM
Now wait a minute Fly!...what exactly R U bein judged for?...the 'virginity theft'...or
...your rendition of the Elvis song?...i've heard u sing and ur not that bad....well...
mebee the 'bloated Elvis stage' would be closer 2 your version...now...you Didn't
'land upon' the offering plate, now did you?...cause you know those partitioner's
prolly don wanna Fly crawlin all over the goods...or perhaps you flew away with
a few o those coins between yer hairy lil paws?...not 2 worry...jus do like our
next possible president (scary isn't it? heh) did and deny you knew ANYTHING
was goin on for twenty years or so....wait a minute...thats not gonna work for
him either...so i have no good advice 2 give you...you May get 'SWATTED' for
this one. :DD
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srm
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4/30/2008 2:11:47 AM
My personal belief has always been that if you're being 'out-embarrassed' by your preacher, you're not trying hard enough.
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