12/12/2009 2:51:54 AM
I'm taking a long sabbatical from the world of golf.

11/20/2009 12:31:11 PM
I had a nightmare about Thanksgiving

11/12/2009 2:44:55 AM
Low quality fortunes in fortune cookies piss me off

11/6/2009 11:33:31 PM
I just ate a small dish of pistachios.

10/23/2009 3:37:07 PM
I got snagged by my relatives giving a fake excuse for missing a family reunion.

10/15/2009 7:29:52 PM
Balloon boy fraud capitvates millions

10/12/2009 2:27:11 PM
it's a wasteland

9/24/2009 1:31:16 PM
My cousin is a liar.

9/11/2009 6:02:03 PM
I started seeing a shrink.

8/27/2009 5:10:38 AM
I rarely recommend a song but this one is just a trip.

8/26/2009 9:21:15 AM
I'm going hunting for wild boars.

8/23/2009 6:17:33 PM
Wouldn't it be better if we were ONLY allowed to vote for ourselves in the contest?

7/31/2009 8:24:02 PM
Vote for my ass.

7/10/2009 4:57:33 PM
free slurpees at 7-11 tomorrow

7/8/2009 7:12:47 PM
Oscar Meyer died. UPDATE: Oscar Meyer Weiner - Mobile crashes into house.

6/29/2009 3:47:00 PM
I am unfulfilled by the internet.

6/26/2009 4:28:40 AM
the who dies next pool

6/7/2009 6:20:27 PM
Yo

6/4/2009 1:14:21 PM
Sex is 93% of everything.

5/26/2009 4:00:06 PM
Why such large pieces of tofu in hot and sour soup?

5/24/2009 6:09:40 PM
I've decided what I want to be when I grow up

5/20/2009 6:00:52 PM
There's nothing more refreshing than a cherry slurpee.

5/9/2009 4:56:34 AM
First dibs on the pipeline

5/1/2009 4:07:21 PM
I'm moving to the eye of the Bermuda Triangle

4/23/2009 1:31:28 AM
compromising in art and life

4/8/2009 6:45:14 AM
I've decided I only like weird people.

3/27/2009 8:29:13 PM
Never send chocolate bars thru the mail.

3/22/2009 2:46:08 PM
Which classic TV character are you most like?

3/19/2009 5:22:43 PM
The earth has a molten core

3/8/2009 6:39:06 PM
Rating the condiments

3/3/2009 8:46:03 AM
We all have one thing in common.

2/27/2009 9:17:59 AM
I sold my soul for 7 guineas and a hot bath.

2/15/2009 4:25:45 AM
The cult of the bent little finger

2/9/2009 10:59:19 AM
I'd like to own a big tour bus.

2/7/2009 2:10:52 PM
I'd like to work in a lighthouse

2/4/2009 12:48:24 PM
Things you didn't know about Fly. A confession.

1/30/2009 2:34:19 AM
I had a windfall

1/22/2009 4:15:09 PM
I like the grey areas myself.

1/15/2009 5:29:29 AM
Somebody took the battery out of my car and replaced it with a box of Tastycakes

1/9/2009 1:44:14 PM
My new cellphone rules. It actually gives me oral sex.

1/5/2009 9:57:38 AM
Some of my favorite songs on YouTube

1/2/2009 12:09:19 AM
What's a fly to do?

12/25/2008 4:24:20 AM
12 Lords a Leaping?

12/17/2008 10:57:24 PM
What are the greatest sounds in the world?

12/17/2008 1:59:57 PM
Some people evolve, others don't.

12/13/2008 10:55:14 AM
Velveeta makes for a lousy macaroni and cheese.

12/10/2008 5:23:33 AM
I'm not buying Christmas presents for any of you.

12/3/2008 11:21:53 PM
Where do these new social rules come from?

11/30/2008 10:30:45 PM
Nobody cares about Venus and Jupiter

11/24/2008 1:11:43 AM
winter

11/17/2008 10:14:58 PM
Turkeys hate Thanksgiving.

11/8/2008 11:48:56 AM
So how's it goin'? Really?

10/30/2008 12:51:56 AM
I'm taking a few college courses to advance my education

10/23/2008 10:57:13 AM
I hate being human.

10/19/2008 8:47:17 AM
I lost my secret decoder ring down the garbage disposal.

10/15/2008 1:03:51 PM
I missed me.

9/25/2008 1:09:50 AM
baths or showers?

9/23/2008 7:14:17 PM
Exactly 100.5% of all artists are misunderstood.

9/18/2008 8:31:44 AM
I miss Holo.

9/16/2008 8:45:30 AM
Topics that should be allowed on the IAC pipeline

9/14/2008 12:11:46 PM
On hearing the voice of a long lost love

9/13/2008 10:52:36 AM
The person who wrote Row Row Row Your Boat was a genius.

9/7/2008 12:24:17 AM
Why are women so sex crazed?

9/4/2008 11:53:19 PM
I'd be embarrassed to be a zebra.

9/4/2008 1:28:58 AM
How many of you living here actually had the idea of making entertaining music?

8/29/2008 2:59:54 PM
Does anyone else find it troubling that the word for punctuation at the end of a sentence also means a woman's menstral cycle?

8/28/2008 11:46:29 PM
Is there a separate part of the brain for love?

8/26/2008 7:06:05 PM
I have a new invention

8/25/2008 9:32:48 AM
Meat Moldy, the closest thing to Nirvana on IAC, have you heard them?

8/24/2008 5:26:09 PM
This is for all the completely insane individuals blogging on the pipeline.

8/23/2008 10:19:22 PM
I had this dream about a world of lesbians

8/22/2008 1:59:04 AM
I'm not the captain of my ship.

8/16/2008 1:08:06 AM
My doorknob broke.

8/12/2008 7:26:56 AM
Warning: When you go to the movies, do not buy the candy Dots - Green Tea Flavored!

8/6/2008 10:04:27 PM
I don't find Paris Hilton that attractive, am I the only one?

8/5/2008 9:46:29 PM
kinky fun for depraved suburbanites

8/1/2008 1:52:43 PM
I find myself rather desirable

7/29/2008 9:53:25 PM
People get angry in summer.

7/28/2008 9:42:03 PM
A lil bit of Van Morrison

7/26/2008 9:47:42 PM
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

7/25/2008 2:05:11 AM
The old woman who lives in a shoe pisses me off.

7/21/2008 9:54:09 PM
I just made a mess in the kitchen.

7/19/2008 1:21:47 PM
playing Scrabble with a psycho woman.

7/17/2008 11:06:24 PM
Why do pirates always say Arggh?

7/16/2008 10:56:36 PM
I had a dream last night. It was troublesome.

7/13/2008 2:58:14 AM
Religion bores me.

7/11/2008 10:26:51 AM
Which flavor ice pop do you prefer?

7/8/2008 11:41:47 PM
I quit my job at the bakery to sell lawn ornaments

7/7/2008 8:26:29 PM
Sex and the Single Fly

7/7/2008 9:09:25 AM
Do you know why I pulled you over?

7/5/2008 9:42:11 PM
How are you?

7/4/2008 9:19:33 PM
"Fly, making love to you is like the 4th of July"

7/3/2008 7:24:53 PM
On the passing of Bozo the Clown who died today

6/27/2008 11:52:41 PM
Does anybody here need advice about their sex life?

6/23/2008 8:57:44 PM
Parlor games, know any good ones?

6/22/2008 11:12:29 PM
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits

6/22/2008 12:57:28 PM
Recently I chained up 92 guitar pedals to attain the ultimate power distortion

6/20/2008 10:08:51 AM
The security camera outside my building.

6/18/2008 9:39:44 PM
I was invited to appear on The View to give the male vantage point.

6/18/2008 6:28:20 AM
The word for bread in French is pain.

6/15/2008 5:47:40 PM
I'd rather be a forest than a street.

6/13/2008 11:24:42 PM
If I got into a scuffle with Iron Man, I would win.

6/10/2008 8:10:40 PM
Why are owls such know-it-alls?

6/8/2008 10:10:13 PM
I reluctantly admit that I missed some of you.

5/25/2008 12:55:08 AM
The Day the Fly Stood Still

5/22/2008 10:50:06 AM
I saw a man fall down walking on the sidewalk yesterday.

5/20/2008 9:39:46 AM
Partying with Courtney Love last night.

5/17/2008 10:24:21 PM
Supergroup Goulash

5/16/2008 11:07:01 PM
My chiropractor grabbed my ass today.

5/14/2008 11:51:33 PM
Love is like a tsunami

5/13/2008 2:54:17 PM
All my bosom buddies are female.

5/12/2008 3:13:59 PM
Officially announcing my pipeline retirement.

5/10/2008 11:19:17 PM
I'm torn, should I join P.E.T.A. or become a taxidermist?

5/10/2008 2:16:33 PM
I'm getting a tattoo on my ass, what should it be?

5/9/2008 1:37:12 AM
The anatomy of a pipeline poster.

5/8/2008 7:45:11 AM
I bought a fake medical degree on EBay so I can impersonate a doctor.on the internet

5/7/2008 8:11:32 AM
Humans, like flies, are a series of different species.

5/5/2008 9:35:57 PM
If horses rode humans around the track in a race, whipping them constantly, would you place bets on the winner?

5/5/2008 4:18:08 AM
You people bore me at times.

5/4/2008 2:09:47 AM
The art of doing nothing.

5/2/2008 9:21:55 PM
I'm going for a new look like Madonna used to do for every record.

5/1/2008 1:23:17 PM
I dreamt that I met my dream flygirl.

4/30/2008 7:47:14 PM
I skipped my family reunion last weekend and went to the dentist to get an unnecessary root canal.

4/29/2008 11:20:40 PM
My pastor is ruining my political career.

4/28/2008 12:22:11 PM
If you could clone an opposite sex version of yourself, would you make love to her, or him?

4/27/2008 9:11:59 PM
I never wanted to be a rhinestone cowboy, is there something wrong with me?

4/26/2008 6:25:32 AM
mangos, papayas, or kiwi?

4/24/2008 11:48:40 PM
Penmanship, a lost art on the internet.

4/23/2008 8:15:16 AM
Are you focused?

4/22/2008 10:25:26 AM
The dish ran away with the spoon.

4/21/2008 1:55:39 AM
This blog is about love.

4/20/2008 10:41:47 PM
Which do you prefer, chimichangas or tamales?

4/19/2008 4:01:58 PM
Wile E. Coyote - hard luck story or was he cursed?

4/18/2008 11:03:44 PM
I someday hope to build a Graceland for flies.

4/18/2008 12:40:20 AM
What's your most obvious flaw?

4/16/2008 1:42:58 AM
Who is the better law enforcement officer, Deputy Dawg or Dudley Do-right?

4/14/2008 1:05:42 PM
Marilyn Monroe sex tape, how intriguing

4/14/2008 11:55:34 AM
What's your favorite aphrodisiac?

4/12/2008 4:38:59 AM
I retrieved s secret box I buried in the woods in back of my house when I was 14.

4/10/2008 12:39:55 AM
Does soul flow in cycles?

4/9/2008 8:53:14 AM
All women think about is sex.

4/7/2008 10:40:53 PM
Congratulate my ass.

4/6/2008 3:58:03 PM
The Unofficial GK3 party thread. Guys, how are we gonna get these ladies out of their dresses?

4/3/2008 1:11:53 AM
The Apathy of Doris Day

4/2/2008 5:22:55 AM
Please Please Me - to be selfish or not to be selfish in sex and love

4/1/2008 2:51:45 AM
women are not human, they are like the mist, like the winds that blow

3/30/2008 9:13:52 PM
Celebrities you find annoying

3/28/2008 11:31:56 PM
March, it comes in like a radish and goes out like a cantaloupe.

3/26/2008 12:48:38 AM
Can you hear me Doctor Wu?

3/25/2008 12:29:22 AM
Humans are confused because they are too smart to keep things simple.

3/22/2008 11:09:47 AM
The definition of love. Were the Beatles wrong?

3/21/2008 1:06:37 AM
The Easter Bunny is no friend of mine.

3/20/2008 12:08:56 AM
Being so sexual is causing me problems in the workplace.

3/16/2008 10:39:12 PM
What kind of syrup do you like on your pancakes?

3/16/2008 1:19:35 AM
I'm starting a new fashion trend. I wonder if it will catch on.

3/14/2008 1:38:20 AM
CaPiTaLiZinG tOpICs to GeT pEoPLE TO rEAD ThEM - IT's A scANDaL

3/12/2008 8:17:13 PM
NY Governor's call girl charges $5000 an hour. I only charge $60 to female artists.

3/11/2008 9:14:30 AM
Important information here about secret erogenous zones

3/10/2008 11:02:01 AM
Harry Chapin

3/9/2008 8:54:27 PM
I checked into the Hotel California, and left.

3/6/2008 7:19:52 PM
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue

3/1/2008 11:38:19 PM
Too bad life isn't a picnic cause I like picnics.

2/29/2008 1:24:28 PM
Important questions that need to be answered. :~D

2/27/2008 12:32:17 PM
Potatoes. Since they grow, are they really a living thing? (which makes French Fries murder)

2/27/2008 8:28:00 AM
Remember the TV show Hee Haw?

2/26/2008 5:30:46 PM
Things you hate about life and want to get off your chest.

2/26/2008 9:26:58 AM
Fishing. Is it fish killing?

2/25/2008 1:59:21 AM
The 2 most essential elements to a happy life are:

2/19/2008 11:03:15 PM
Would you rather tickle or be tickled?

2/14/2008 12:01:16 PM
women

2/10/2008 7:28:53 AM
A profound message for everyone on this day

2/4/2008 1:31:36 PM
I resent people who use the phrase 'the fly in the ointment'

2/2/2008 8:07:29 PM
I have been here since the beginning and never had sex with any IAC female artists yet.

1/31/2008 6:41:27 PM
When you bathe, do you use Mr. Bubble, bath oil beads, a strawberry milk bath, or do you never bathe?

1/30/2008 12:25:47 PM
Who do you admire in TV or movies that would probably surprise people?

1/29/2008 1:21:14 AM
Sex and love, related or totally separate?

1/24/2008 5:36:20 PM
Who would you most like to jig with?

1/13/2008 6:06:12 PM
What a ugly disgrace. Hannah Montana, rich beyond her wildest dreams, uses body double to trick faithful fans during tour.

1/8/2008 3:08:23 AM
the pursuit of happiness

1/5/2008 2:23:38 AM
The time I slept in Streisand's bed.

1/5/2008 12:46:16 AM
Do you think new artists are often ascaered to speak on the front page?

12/26/2007 7:36:36 AM
from geek to bastard. Crying over old spilled milk - one story of my youth.

12/22/2007 2:04:39 AM
Some advice about sex from me.

12/21/2007 5:56:16 PM
I slightly like some of you

12/6/2007 4:18:57 AM
I was on real TV twice in the last week!

11/25/2007 4:20:42 PM
A station for serious raw rock fans

11/15/2007 1:13:35 AM
What music makes a woman crazee-est in bed?

11/10/2007 2:16:10 AM
Survey: Have you ever?

11/5/2007 3:27:29 AM
Song comments you'll never read in a music site critique

11/5/2007 3:04:57 AM
If you're good at guessing what color comes up on the player, you may be a psychic.

11/1/2007 3:30:09 AM
Hey, I put my pants on 3 legs at a time just like the next diptera

11/1/2007 1:30:11 AM
I am profoundly unsympathetic in regards to Heather Mills' recent public whining.

10/31/2007 2:27:12 AM
The Underground 40 is too indieish. I am appalled and sweaty.

10/26/2007 2:34:43 AM
The day I changed my grade on my report card.

10/9/2007 2:01:43 AM
Now that was demoralizing

10/6/2007 10:38:58 PM
I bought a can of Campbell's soup on E-Bay

9/27/2007 1:02:54 AM
the song "I Can See For Miles" - Transcendent statement of awareness or paranoid delusional outburst?

9/21/2007 1:52:36 AM
Punny Genre Names

9/15/2007 1:20:35 AM
Sting caught entering brothel!

9/1/2007 3:48:03 AM
Lordy, how schtoopid.

8/28/2007 2:05:09 PM
Miss Teen South Carolina pontificates on the subject of education.

8/15/2007 3:08:01 PM
Insane Ramblings about the Government Conspiracy to Kill Rock and Roll

8/14/2007 8:03:47 AM
The Downside of Free Will

6/27/2007 5:15:13 AM
the threatening man

11/10/2006 8:31:07 AM
My Experiment with Sexual Enhancement Drugs

5/25/2008 12:55:08 AM ---- Updated 5/25/2008 1:02:28 AM

The Day the Fly Stood Still
It's a screenplay I'm writing, a vehicle for my versatility. It's about a young and sexy fly who learns he can stop in midair without flapping his wings, and the ramifications of this power.

Here are some followups after that one gets made into a 3 billion dollar epic:


Saving Private Fly

Guess Which Fly Is Coming To Dinner

A Streetfly Named Desire

I Know What You Did Last Summer, Fly.

5/25/2008 12:59:09 AM

How about,
"Dead Fly Walking" (or, "Dead Walk Flying")
"Mr. Holland's Fly"
"In the Heat of the Fly"
and, of course...
"Lord of the Fly"

5/25/2008 1:08:13 AM

why not have a go at..'Angels/Flies With Dirty Faces' and 'One Flies Over The
Cuckoo's Nest' and of course the lead role of 'McFly' in 'Back To The Flyture'...
after that last one...i'm outta here!... heh

5/25/2008 1:27:41 AM

or.... Indiana Fly and the Kingdom of the Crystal Fly Skull .... :)

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