12/12/2009 2:51:54 AM
I'm taking a long sabbatical from the world of golf.

11/20/2009 12:31:11 PM
I had a nightmare about Thanksgiving

11/12/2009 2:44:55 AM
Low quality fortunes in fortune cookies piss me off

11/6/2009 11:33:31 PM
I just ate a small dish of pistachios.

10/23/2009 3:37:07 PM
I got snagged by my relatives giving a fake excuse for missing a family reunion.

10/15/2009 7:29:52 PM
Balloon boy fraud capitvates millions

10/12/2009 2:27:11 PM
it's a wasteland

9/24/2009 1:31:16 PM
My cousin is a liar.

9/11/2009 6:02:03 PM
I started seeing a shrink.

8/27/2009 5:10:38 AM
I rarely recommend a song but this one is just a trip.

8/26/2009 9:21:15 AM
I'm going hunting for wild boars.

8/23/2009 6:17:33 PM
Wouldn't it be better if we were ONLY allowed to vote for ourselves in the contest?

7/31/2009 8:24:02 PM
Vote for my ass.

7/10/2009 4:57:33 PM
free slurpees at 7-11 tomorrow

7/8/2009 7:12:47 PM
Oscar Meyer died. UPDATE: Oscar Meyer Weiner - Mobile crashes into house.

6/29/2009 3:47:00 PM
I am unfulfilled by the internet.

6/26/2009 4:28:40 AM
the who dies next pool

6/7/2009 6:20:27 PM
Yo

6/4/2009 1:14:21 PM
Sex is 93% of everything.

5/26/2009 4:00:06 PM
Why such large pieces of tofu in hot and sour soup?

5/24/2009 6:09:40 PM
I've decided what I want to be when I grow up

5/20/2009 6:00:52 PM
There's nothing more refreshing than a cherry slurpee.

5/9/2009 4:56:34 AM
First dibs on the pipeline

5/1/2009 4:07:21 PM
I'm moving to the eye of the Bermuda Triangle

4/23/2009 1:31:28 AM
compromising in art and life

4/8/2009 6:45:14 AM
I've decided I only like weird people.

3/27/2009 8:29:13 PM
Never send chocolate bars thru the mail.

3/22/2009 2:46:08 PM
Which classic TV character are you most like?

3/19/2009 5:22:43 PM
The earth has a molten core

3/8/2009 6:39:06 PM
Rating the condiments

3/3/2009 8:46:03 AM
We all have one thing in common.

2/27/2009 9:17:59 AM
I sold my soul for 7 guineas and a hot bath.

2/15/2009 4:25:45 AM
The cult of the bent little finger

2/9/2009 10:59:19 AM
I'd like to own a big tour bus.

2/7/2009 2:10:52 PM
I'd like to work in a lighthouse

2/4/2009 12:48:24 PM
Things you didn't know about Fly. A confession.

1/30/2009 2:34:19 AM
I had a windfall

1/22/2009 4:15:09 PM
I like the grey areas myself.

1/15/2009 5:29:29 AM
Somebody took the battery out of my car and replaced it with a box of Tastycakes

1/9/2009 1:44:14 PM
My new cellphone rules. It actually gives me oral sex.

1/5/2009 9:57:38 AM
Some of my favorite songs on YouTube

1/2/2009 12:09:19 AM
What's a fly to do?

12/25/2008 4:24:20 AM
12 Lords a Leaping?

12/17/2008 10:57:24 PM
What are the greatest sounds in the world?

12/17/2008 1:59:57 PM
Some people evolve, others don't.

12/13/2008 10:55:14 AM
Velveeta makes for a lousy macaroni and cheese.

12/10/2008 5:23:33 AM
I'm not buying Christmas presents for any of you.

12/3/2008 11:21:53 PM
Where do these new social rules come from?

11/30/2008 10:30:45 PM
Nobody cares about Venus and Jupiter

11/24/2008 1:11:43 AM
winter

11/17/2008 10:14:58 PM
Turkeys hate Thanksgiving.

11/8/2008 11:48:56 AM
So how's it goin'? Really?

10/30/2008 12:51:56 AM
I'm taking a few college courses to advance my education

10/23/2008 10:57:13 AM
I hate being human.

10/19/2008 8:47:17 AM
I lost my secret decoder ring down the garbage disposal.

10/15/2008 1:03:51 PM
I missed me.

9/25/2008 1:09:50 AM
baths or showers?

9/23/2008 7:14:17 PM
Exactly 100.5% of all artists are misunderstood.

9/18/2008 8:31:44 AM
I miss Holo.

9/16/2008 8:45:30 AM
Topics that should be allowed on the IAC pipeline

9/14/2008 12:11:46 PM
On hearing the voice of a long lost love

9/13/2008 10:52:36 AM
The person who wrote Row Row Row Your Boat was a genius.

9/7/2008 12:24:17 AM
Why are women so sex crazed?

9/4/2008 11:53:19 PM
I'd be embarrassed to be a zebra.

9/4/2008 1:28:58 AM
How many of you living here actually had the idea of making entertaining music?

8/29/2008 2:59:54 PM
Does anyone else find it troubling that the word for punctuation at the end of a sentence also means a woman's menstral cycle?

8/28/2008 11:46:29 PM
Is there a separate part of the brain for love?

8/26/2008 7:06:05 PM
I have a new invention

8/25/2008 9:32:48 AM
Meat Moldy, the closest thing to Nirvana on IAC, have you heard them?

8/24/2008 5:26:09 PM
This is for all the completely insane individuals blogging on the pipeline.

8/23/2008 10:19:22 PM
I had this dream about a world of lesbians

8/22/2008 1:59:04 AM
I'm not the captain of my ship.

8/16/2008 1:08:06 AM
My doorknob broke.

8/12/2008 7:26:56 AM
Warning: When you go to the movies, do not buy the candy Dots - Green Tea Flavored!

8/6/2008 10:04:27 PM
I don't find Paris Hilton that attractive, am I the only one?

8/5/2008 9:46:29 PM
kinky fun for depraved suburbanites

8/1/2008 1:52:43 PM
I find myself rather desirable

7/29/2008 9:53:25 PM
People get angry in summer.

7/28/2008 9:42:03 PM
A lil bit of Van Morrison

7/26/2008 9:47:42 PM
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

7/25/2008 2:05:11 AM
The old woman who lives in a shoe pisses me off.

7/21/2008 9:54:09 PM
I just made a mess in the kitchen.

7/19/2008 1:21:47 PM
playing Scrabble with a psycho woman.

7/17/2008 11:06:24 PM
Why do pirates always say Arggh?

7/16/2008 10:56:36 PM
I had a dream last night. It was troublesome.

7/13/2008 2:58:14 AM
Religion bores me.

7/11/2008 10:26:51 AM
Which flavor ice pop do you prefer?

7/8/2008 11:41:47 PM
I quit my job at the bakery to sell lawn ornaments

7/7/2008 8:26:29 PM
Sex and the Single Fly

7/7/2008 9:09:25 AM
Do you know why I pulled you over?

7/5/2008 9:42:11 PM
How are you?

7/4/2008 9:19:33 PM
"Fly, making love to you is like the 4th of July"

7/3/2008 7:24:53 PM
On the passing of Bozo the Clown who died today

6/27/2008 11:52:41 PM
Does anybody here need advice about their sex life?

6/23/2008 8:57:44 PM
Parlor games, know any good ones?

6/22/2008 11:12:29 PM
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits

6/22/2008 12:57:28 PM
Recently I chained up 92 guitar pedals to attain the ultimate power distortion

6/20/2008 10:08:51 AM
The security camera outside my building.

6/18/2008 9:39:44 PM
I was invited to appear on The View to give the male vantage point.

6/18/2008 6:28:20 AM
The word for bread in French is pain.

6/15/2008 5:47:40 PM
I'd rather be a forest than a street.

6/13/2008 11:24:42 PM
If I got into a scuffle with Iron Man, I would win.

6/10/2008 8:10:40 PM
Why are owls such know-it-alls?

6/8/2008 10:10:13 PM
I reluctantly admit that I missed some of you.

5/25/2008 12:55:08 AM
The Day the Fly Stood Still

5/22/2008 10:50:06 AM
I saw a man fall down walking on the sidewalk yesterday.

5/20/2008 9:39:46 AM
Partying with Courtney Love last night.

5/17/2008 10:24:21 PM
Supergroup Goulash

5/16/2008 11:07:01 PM
My chiropractor grabbed my ass today.

5/14/2008 11:51:33 PM
Love is like a tsunami

5/13/2008 2:54:17 PM
All my bosom buddies are female.

5/12/2008 3:13:59 PM
Officially announcing my pipeline retirement.

5/10/2008 11:19:17 PM
I'm torn, should I join P.E.T.A. or become a taxidermist?

5/10/2008 2:16:33 PM
I'm getting a tattoo on my ass, what should it be?

5/9/2008 1:37:12 AM
The anatomy of a pipeline poster.

5/8/2008 7:45:11 AM
I bought a fake medical degree on EBay so I can impersonate a doctor.on the internet

5/7/2008 8:11:32 AM
Humans, like flies, are a series of different species.

5/5/2008 9:35:57 PM
If horses rode humans around the track in a race, whipping them constantly, would you place bets on the winner?

5/5/2008 4:18:08 AM
You people bore me at times.

5/4/2008 2:09:47 AM
The art of doing nothing.

5/2/2008 9:21:55 PM
I'm going for a new look like Madonna used to do for every record.

5/1/2008 1:23:17 PM
I dreamt that I met my dream flygirl.

4/30/2008 7:47:14 PM
I skipped my family reunion last weekend and went to the dentist to get an unnecessary root canal.

4/29/2008 11:20:40 PM
My pastor is ruining my political career.

4/28/2008 12:22:11 PM
If you could clone an opposite sex version of yourself, would you make love to her, or him?

4/27/2008 9:11:59 PM
I never wanted to be a rhinestone cowboy, is there something wrong with me?

4/26/2008 6:25:32 AM
mangos, papayas, or kiwi?

4/24/2008 11:48:40 PM
Penmanship, a lost art on the internet.

4/23/2008 8:15:16 AM
Are you focused?

4/22/2008 10:25:26 AM
The dish ran away with the spoon.

4/21/2008 1:55:39 AM
This blog is about love.

4/20/2008 10:41:47 PM
Which do you prefer, chimichangas or tamales?

4/19/2008 4:01:58 PM
Wile E. Coyote - hard luck story or was he cursed?

4/18/2008 11:03:44 PM
I someday hope to build a Graceland for flies.

4/18/2008 12:40:20 AM
What's your most obvious flaw?

4/16/2008 1:42:58 AM
Who is the better law enforcement officer, Deputy Dawg or Dudley Do-right?

4/14/2008 1:05:42 PM
Marilyn Monroe sex tape, how intriguing

4/14/2008 11:55:34 AM
What's your favorite aphrodisiac?

4/12/2008 4:38:59 AM
I retrieved s secret box I buried in the woods in back of my house when I was 14.

4/10/2008 12:39:55 AM
Does soul flow in cycles?

4/9/2008 8:53:14 AM
All women think about is sex.

4/7/2008 10:40:53 PM
Congratulate my ass.

4/6/2008 3:58:03 PM
The Unofficial GK3 party thread. Guys, how are we gonna get these ladies out of their dresses?

4/3/2008 1:11:53 AM
The Apathy of Doris Day

4/2/2008 5:22:55 AM
Please Please Me - to be selfish or not to be selfish in sex and love

4/1/2008 2:51:45 AM
women are not human, they are like the mist, like the winds that blow

3/30/2008 9:13:52 PM
Celebrities you find annoying

3/28/2008 11:31:56 PM
March, it comes in like a radish and goes out like a cantaloupe.

3/26/2008 12:48:38 AM
Can you hear me Doctor Wu?

3/25/2008 12:29:22 AM
Humans are confused because they are too smart to keep things simple.

3/22/2008 11:09:47 AM
The definition of love. Were the Beatles wrong?

3/21/2008 1:06:37 AM
The Easter Bunny is no friend of mine.

3/20/2008 12:08:56 AM
Being so sexual is causing me problems in the workplace.

3/16/2008 10:39:12 PM
What kind of syrup do you like on your pancakes?

3/16/2008 1:19:35 AM
I'm starting a new fashion trend. I wonder if it will catch on.

3/14/2008 1:38:20 AM
CaPiTaLiZinG tOpICs to GeT pEoPLE TO rEAD ThEM - IT's A scANDaL

3/12/2008 8:17:13 PM
NY Governor's call girl charges $5000 an hour. I only charge $60 to female artists.

3/11/2008 9:14:30 AM
Important information here about secret erogenous zones

3/10/2008 11:02:01 AM
Harry Chapin

3/9/2008 8:54:27 PM
I checked into the Hotel California, and left.

3/6/2008 7:19:52 PM
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue

3/1/2008 11:38:19 PM
Too bad life isn't a picnic cause I like picnics.

2/29/2008 1:24:28 PM
Important questions that need to be answered. :~D

2/27/2008 12:32:17 PM
Potatoes. Since they grow, are they really a living thing? (which makes French Fries murder)

2/27/2008 8:28:00 AM
Remember the TV show Hee Haw?

2/26/2008 5:30:46 PM
Things you hate about life and want to get off your chest.

2/26/2008 9:26:58 AM
Fishing. Is it fish killing?

2/25/2008 1:59:21 AM
The 2 most essential elements to a happy life are:

2/19/2008 11:03:15 PM
Would you rather tickle or be tickled?

2/14/2008 12:01:16 PM
women

2/10/2008 7:28:53 AM
A profound message for everyone on this day

2/4/2008 1:31:36 PM
I resent people who use the phrase 'the fly in the ointment'

2/2/2008 8:07:29 PM
I have been here since the beginning and never had sex with any IAC female artists yet.

1/31/2008 6:41:27 PM
When you bathe, do you use Mr. Bubble, bath oil beads, a strawberry milk bath, or do you never bathe?

1/30/2008 12:25:47 PM
Who do you admire in TV or movies that would probably surprise people?

1/29/2008 1:21:14 AM
Sex and love, related or totally separate?

1/24/2008 5:36:20 PM
Who would you most like to jig with?

1/13/2008 6:06:12 PM
What a ugly disgrace. Hannah Montana, rich beyond her wildest dreams, uses body double to trick faithful fans during tour.

1/8/2008 3:08:23 AM
the pursuit of happiness

1/5/2008 2:23:38 AM
The time I slept in Streisand's bed.

1/5/2008 12:46:16 AM
Do you think new artists are often ascaered to speak on the front page?

12/26/2007 7:36:36 AM
from geek to bastard. Crying over old spilled milk - one story of my youth.

12/22/2007 2:04:39 AM
Some advice about sex from me.

12/21/2007 5:56:16 PM
I slightly like some of you

12/6/2007 4:18:57 AM
I was on real TV twice in the last week!

11/25/2007 4:20:42 PM
A station for serious raw rock fans

11/15/2007 1:13:35 AM
What music makes a woman crazee-est in bed?

11/10/2007 2:16:10 AM
Survey: Have you ever?

11/5/2007 3:27:29 AM
Song comments you'll never read in a music site critique

11/5/2007 3:04:57 AM
If you're good at guessing what color comes up on the player, you may be a psychic.

11/1/2007 3:30:09 AM
Hey, I put my pants on 3 legs at a time just like the next diptera

11/1/2007 1:30:11 AM
I am profoundly unsympathetic in regards to Heather Mills' recent public whining.

10/31/2007 2:27:12 AM
The Underground 40 is too indieish. I am appalled and sweaty.

10/26/2007 2:34:43 AM
The day I changed my grade on my report card.

10/9/2007 2:01:43 AM
Now that was demoralizing

10/6/2007 10:38:58 PM
I bought a can of Campbell's soup on E-Bay

9/27/2007 1:02:54 AM
the song "I Can See For Miles" - Transcendent statement of awareness or paranoid delusional outburst?

9/21/2007 1:52:36 AM
Punny Genre Names

9/15/2007 1:20:35 AM
Sting caught entering brothel!

9/1/2007 3:48:03 AM
Lordy, how schtoopid.

8/28/2007 2:05:09 PM
Miss Teen South Carolina pontificates on the subject of education.

8/15/2007 3:08:01 PM
Insane Ramblings about the Government Conspiracy to Kill Rock and Roll

8/14/2007 8:03:47 AM
The Downside of Free Will

6/27/2007 5:15:13 AM
the threatening man

11/10/2006 8:31:07 AM
My Experiment with Sexual Enhancement Drugs

6/22/2008 12:57:28 PM

Recently I chained up 92 guitar pedals to attain the ultimate power distortion
I have a friend who works at Guitar Center and we were the only ones left in the building. I was sure the next chord I strummed was going to be legendary. I played an E and it wiped out all the lights in town and turned me into a mutant. The jolt transformed me into a cross between a bee and a swiss army knife. I went to my local convenience store to buy me a Slim Jim and some guy said, loud enough so I could hear - "There's the fuckwad who knocked out our electricity during the NBA finals."

I'm so misunderstood. Wah.

6/22/2008 1:04:24 PM

Awesome, thats some crazy shit.

6/22/2008 1:57:12 PM

... like water for chocolate. :~D

{lights up, narrowly escaping the bug zapper}

6/22/2008 7:21:52 PM

I bet it sounded like, "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT-!

6/22/2008 11:52:43 PM

I heard that when John5 was tracking for Marilyn Manson they were just trying weird shit in the studio and one of his guitar tones was made from a chain of 12 Manley VOX BOXs!!

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