8/5/2008 9:46:29 PM
kinky fun for depraved suburbanites
These are just some ideas, make up your own.
~ Guy dresses up as Dick Van Dyke (mask and all), woman as Mary Tyler Moore. Guy trips on the ottoman, ends up on his back. Mary mounts him, shouting "Give it to me, Mr Grant!" 2 voyeurs dressed as Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie cheer them on.
~ This one takes 1 guy and 5 girls. The guy plays Ron Jeremy and he comes on the set of The View. Barbara Walters is alternately disgusted and titillated.
~ What would've happened if the Ramones toured with the Dixie Chicks? City meets country hijinx.
~ This one is political. John McCain has a rendez vous with Barbara Bush and they both fall asleep.
Ok, that's all. I drained my dragon. :~D