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I just ate a small dish of pistachios.

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I started seeing a shrink.

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I rarely recommend a song but this one is just a trip.

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I'm going hunting for wild boars.

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Wouldn't it be better if we were ONLY allowed to vote for ourselves in the contest?

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Vote for my ass.

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Oscar Meyer died. UPDATE: Oscar Meyer Weiner - Mobile crashes into house.

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I am unfulfilled by the internet.

6/26/2009 4:28:40 AM
the who dies next pool

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Sex is 93% of everything.

5/26/2009 4:00:06 PM
Why such large pieces of tofu in hot and sour soup?

5/24/2009 6:09:40 PM
I've decided what I want to be when I grow up

5/20/2009 6:00:52 PM
There's nothing more refreshing than a cherry slurpee.

5/9/2009 4:56:34 AM
First dibs on the pipeline

5/1/2009 4:07:21 PM
I'm moving to the eye of the Bermuda Triangle

4/23/2009 1:31:28 AM
compromising in art and life

4/8/2009 6:45:14 AM
I've decided I only like weird people.

3/27/2009 8:29:13 PM
Never send chocolate bars thru the mail.

3/22/2009 2:46:08 PM
Which classic TV character are you most like?

3/19/2009 5:22:43 PM
The earth has a molten core

3/8/2009 6:39:06 PM
Rating the condiments

3/3/2009 8:46:03 AM
We all have one thing in common.

2/27/2009 9:17:59 AM
I sold my soul for 7 guineas and a hot bath.

2/15/2009 4:25:45 AM
The cult of the bent little finger

2/9/2009 10:59:19 AM
I'd like to own a big tour bus.

2/7/2009 2:10:52 PM
I'd like to work in a lighthouse

2/4/2009 12:48:24 PM
Things you didn't know about Fly. A confession.

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I had a windfall

1/22/2009 4:15:09 PM
I like the grey areas myself.

1/15/2009 5:29:29 AM
Somebody took the battery out of my car and replaced it with a box of Tastycakes

1/9/2009 1:44:14 PM
My new cellphone rules. It actually gives me oral sex.

1/5/2009 9:57:38 AM
Some of my favorite songs on YouTube

1/2/2009 12:09:19 AM
What's a fly to do?

12/25/2008 4:24:20 AM
12 Lords a Leaping?

12/17/2008 10:57:24 PM
What are the greatest sounds in the world?

12/17/2008 1:59:57 PM
Some people evolve, others don't.

12/13/2008 10:55:14 AM
Velveeta makes for a lousy macaroni and cheese.

12/10/2008 5:23:33 AM
I'm not buying Christmas presents for any of you.

12/3/2008 11:21:53 PM
Where do these new social rules come from?

11/30/2008 10:30:45 PM
Nobody cares about Venus and Jupiter

11/24/2008 1:11:43 AM
winter

11/17/2008 10:14:58 PM
Turkeys hate Thanksgiving.

11/8/2008 11:48:56 AM
So how's it goin'? Really?

10/30/2008 12:51:56 AM
I'm taking a few college courses to advance my education

10/23/2008 10:57:13 AM
I hate being human.

10/19/2008 8:47:17 AM
I lost my secret decoder ring down the garbage disposal.

10/15/2008 1:03:51 PM
I missed me.

9/25/2008 1:09:50 AM
baths or showers?

9/23/2008 7:14:17 PM
Exactly 100.5% of all artists are misunderstood.

9/18/2008 8:31:44 AM
I miss Holo.

9/16/2008 8:45:30 AM
Topics that should be allowed on the IAC pipeline

9/14/2008 12:11:46 PM
On hearing the voice of a long lost love

9/13/2008 10:52:36 AM
The person who wrote Row Row Row Your Boat was a genius.

9/7/2008 12:24:17 AM
Why are women so sex crazed?

9/4/2008 11:53:19 PM
I'd be embarrassed to be a zebra.

9/4/2008 1:28:58 AM
How many of you living here actually had the idea of making entertaining music?

8/29/2008 2:59:54 PM
Does anyone else find it troubling that the word for punctuation at the end of a sentence also means a woman's menstral cycle?

8/28/2008 11:46:29 PM
Is there a separate part of the brain for love?

8/26/2008 7:06:05 PM
I have a new invention

8/25/2008 9:32:48 AM
Meat Moldy, the closest thing to Nirvana on IAC, have you heard them?

8/24/2008 5:26:09 PM
This is for all the completely insane individuals blogging on the pipeline.

8/23/2008 10:19:22 PM
I had this dream about a world of lesbians

8/22/2008 1:59:04 AM
I'm not the captain of my ship.

8/16/2008 1:08:06 AM
My doorknob broke.

8/12/2008 7:26:56 AM
Warning: When you go to the movies, do not buy the candy Dots - Green Tea Flavored!

8/6/2008 10:04:27 PM
I don't find Paris Hilton that attractive, am I the only one?

8/5/2008 9:46:29 PM
kinky fun for depraved suburbanites

8/1/2008 1:52:43 PM
I find myself rather desirable

7/29/2008 9:53:25 PM
People get angry in summer.

7/28/2008 9:42:03 PM
A lil bit of Van Morrison

7/26/2008 9:47:42 PM
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

7/25/2008 2:05:11 AM
The old woman who lives in a shoe pisses me off.

7/21/2008 9:54:09 PM
I just made a mess in the kitchen.

7/19/2008 1:21:47 PM
playing Scrabble with a psycho woman.

7/17/2008 11:06:24 PM
Why do pirates always say Arggh?

7/16/2008 10:56:36 PM
I had a dream last night. It was troublesome.

7/13/2008 2:58:14 AM
Religion bores me.

7/11/2008 10:26:51 AM
Which flavor ice pop do you prefer?

7/8/2008 11:41:47 PM
I quit my job at the bakery to sell lawn ornaments

7/7/2008 8:26:29 PM
Sex and the Single Fly

7/7/2008 9:09:25 AM
Do you know why I pulled you over?

7/5/2008 9:42:11 PM
How are you?

7/4/2008 9:19:33 PM
"Fly, making love to you is like the 4th of July"

7/3/2008 7:24:53 PM
On the passing of Bozo the Clown who died today

6/27/2008 11:52:41 PM
Does anybody here need advice about their sex life?

6/23/2008 8:57:44 PM
Parlor games, know any good ones?

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6/22/2008 12:57:28 PM
Recently I chained up 92 guitar pedals to attain the ultimate power distortion

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The security camera outside my building.

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I was invited to appear on The View to give the male vantage point.

6/18/2008 6:28:20 AM
The word for bread in French is pain.

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I'd rather be a forest than a street.

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Why are owls such know-it-alls?

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I reluctantly admit that I missed some of you.

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My chiropractor grabbed my ass today.

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I'm torn, should I join P.E.T.A. or become a taxidermist?

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I'm getting a tattoo on my ass, what should it be?

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Humans, like flies, are a series of different species.

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If horses rode humans around the track in a race, whipping them constantly, would you place bets on the winner?

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You people bore me at times.

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I skipped my family reunion last weekend and went to the dentist to get an unnecessary root canal.

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My pastor is ruining my political career.

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If you could clone an opposite sex version of yourself, would you make love to her, or him?

4/27/2008 9:11:59 PM
I never wanted to be a rhinestone cowboy, is there something wrong with me?

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Penmanship, a lost art on the internet.

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The dish ran away with the spoon.

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fly on the wall

5/1/2009 4:07:21 PM

I'm moving to the eye of the Bermuda Triangle
My doctor says it's the only place I can live where I won't suffer from vertigo.


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Bryon Tosoff

5/1/2009 4:25:03 PM ---- Updated 5/1/2009 4:25:38 PM


Fly,I think you are thinking of a Hurricane,you know, like the eye of a hurricane...the Bermuda Triangle don't have an eye. Were you drinking again last night. you sound confused ,maybe you flew into a few too many windows of late? take two aspirin and get some rest. That way you will recover from your apparent state of discombobulation


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fly on the wall

5/1/2009 4:36:26 PM


Who named you as an authority on the Bermuda Triangle? The eye is the center where all the crazy things happen. Yes, I'm going to live in the ocean.


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Bryon Tosoff

5/1/2009 4:45:54 PM


Authority or not, it is just common sense your flyness. Eye of the Hurricane is the terminology used and not the eye of the bermuda triangle. anyways have a great swim


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fly on the wall

5/1/2009 7:07:34 PM


In 1970, Dr. Ray Brown, a naturopathic practitioner from Mesa, Arizona, went scuba diving with some friends near the Bari Islands in the Bahamas, close to a popular area known as the Tongue of the Ocean (This was depicted in the television show, "In Search Of...Atlantis," originally made in 1979.

During one of his dives, Brown became separated from his friends and while searching for them he was startled when he came across a strange pyramid shape silhouetted against the aquamarine light. Upon investigating further, Brown was surprised by how smooth and mirror-like was the stone surface of the whole structure, with the joints between the individual blocks almost indiscernible. Swimming around the capstone, which Brown thought might have been lapis lazuli, he discovered an entrance and decided to explore inside. Passing along a narrow hallway, Brown finally came to a small rectangular room with a pyramid-shaped ceiling. He was totally amazed that this room contained no algae or coral growing on the inner walls. They were completely spotless! In addition, though Brown had brought no torch with him, he could nevertheless see everything in the room with his normal eyesight. The room was well lit, but no direct light source was visible. Brown's attention was drawn to a brassy metallic rod three inches in diameter hanging down from the apex of the center of the room and at its end was attached a many-facetted red gem, which tapered to a point. Directly below this rod and gem, sitting in the middle of the room, was a stand of carved stone topped by a stone plate with scrolled ends. On the plate there was a pair of carved metal bronze-colored hands, life-sized, which appeared blackened and burnt, as if having been subjected to tremendous heat. Nestled in the hands, and situated four feet directly below the ceiling rod gem point, was a crystal sphere four-inches in diameter. Brown tried to loosen the ceiling rod and red gemstone but neither would move. Returning to the crystal sphere, he found, to his amazement, that it separated easily from the bronze hand holders. With the crystal sphere in his right hand he then made his way out of the pyramid. As he departed, Brown felt an unseen presence and heard a voice telling him never to return!

Fearing, rightly, that his unusual prize might be confiscated as salvage-treasure by the American Government, Dr. Brown did not reveal the existence of his strange crystal sphere, nor did he relate his experiences until 1975, when he exhibited his crystal for the first time at a psychic seminar in Phoenix.

Since that time, the crystal sphere has made only a very few public appearances but on each occasion people who have seen it have experienced strange phenomena directly associated with it.

Deep inside the crystal form, one gazes upon three pyramidal images, one in front of the other,in decreasing sizes. Some people who enter a deep meditative state of consciousness are able to discern a fourth pyramid, in the foreground of the other three.

Elizabeth Bacon, a New York psychic, claimed while in trance, that the crystal sphere had once belonged to Thoth, the Egyptian God who was responsible for burying a secret vault of knowledge in Giza, near the three great Pyramids. Perhaps the positions of the three pyramidal images in the crystal sphere hold the long-sought key to finding a fourth, as yet unfound, subterranean pyramid that will lead us to the Hall of Records? Who knows?

Looking at the crystal sphere from the side, the internal images dissolve into thousands of tiny fracture lines. Brown feels that these may prove to be electrical in nature, like some form of microscopic circuitry. From yet another angle, and under special conditions, many people have been able to see a large single human eye staring out serenely at them. Photographs of this eye have also been taken. I have not been able to find this photo anywhere. If you know anything about the photo of the eye drop me a line please.

Dr. Brown's crystal sphere has been the source of a wide variety of paranormal and mysterious occurrences. People have felt breezes or winds blowing close to it. Both cold and warm layers surround it at various distances. Other witnesses have observed phantom lights, heard voices or felt strange tingling sensations surrounding it. A compass needle, when placed next to the crystal sphere, will spin counter-clockwise, then commence turning in the opposite direction when moved only inches away. Metals become temporarily magnetized when they come into close contact with the sphere.

There are even recorded instances where healing has taken place by merely touching the sphere.

We may only speculate as to why the crystal sphere was created and what part it once played within the underwater Bahamas pyramid discovered by Ray Brown.


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5/1/2009 8:57:13 PM


I was going to post a thread but it seems too complicated for me today... so instead I'll just come and bug you... how am I doin' so far, are you bugged yet?

Vertigo!!... Enjoy your time in the ocean, I would suggest a life preserver... or those blow up flotation devises that go on your arms, goggles to keep the salt water out of your eyes... and would also suggest befriending a dolphin.

An interesting read... I'm just thinking about the guy tho, he might want to get some treatment for his thieving ways, my parents always taught me not to steal.

I spent a bit of time just a little while ago reading through some of your old threads... and found myself laughing out loud, you have quite the imagination Fly... I found myself wondering how much of it is real... and how much of it is just your creativity.

I sometimes find myself smiling or laughing at something 'you've' said to me... a comment or post... lost in my own little world... my thoughts are at times interrupted, others wanting to know what I'm smiling about.

Well I've probably bugged you enough I suppose... maybe I'll actually press the correct button next time I attempt to post a thread.

I'm not very good at not commenting am I?!!... hmmm.... are you surprised?


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Bryon Tosoff

5/1/2009 9:52:53 PM


Ok. Eye am sold.


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jingo (what remains)

5/2/2009 5:22:26 AM


A while back I lived in the Eye, it was very cool.


err.....um......not exactly in the middle of the Eye, kinda on the outskirts.


uh....well......OK, I admit it, so I lived in the Ear of the Bermuda Triangle, but it only took a couple of minutes to get to the Eye if you hopped on the tollway.

note to self:
Dear Me:
Is there such a thing as horizontigo? google it. Also, we are out of bread.

Love, yourself.


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