Maria DainesDog Walker
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Monday, February 04, 2008 10:37:00 AM
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Monday, February 04, 2008 11:06:09 AM
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An ode to Madi


This dog is made of bone n' flesh
When we're out walkin' you'd never guess
It takes a gal with arms of steel
My God where is the steerin' wheel?
The neighbours think I'm incomplete
My hands are ten yards from my feet
I'm holdin' out n' hangin' tough
My knuckles sure have had enough

I'm a dog walker n' my feet don't touch the ground
I'm a frog marcher but I'm bein' dragged around
This hound'll be the end of me
My legs are wrapped around a tree
I'm a dog walker, pity me!

Looks like this dog needs trainin' fast
I've pulled a muscle in my *!@**
In rain or shine we boldly go
Through the hedge n' fly the road
Somethin's gotta hold a' me
It's a Labrador with energy!
Four legs sure are better than two
Yeah, that really is the truth!

I'm a dog walker n' my feet don't touch the ground
I'm a frog marcher n' I'm bein' dragged around
This hound'll be the end of me
My legs are wrapped around a tree
Oh I'm a dog walker, pity me!

I told her, 'Madi, you walk slow'
She looks at me with a big NO! NO!
She takes off at a scary pace
N' drags my butt all over the place
Well I'm a figure of fun I know
She's got me doin' what I'm told
I'm owned n' trained n' out of breath
I'm screamin' are we there yet?!!!!!!!!

Ooh I'm a dog walker n' my feet don't touch the ground
I'm a frog marcher but I'm bein' dragged around
This hound'll be the end of me
My legs are wrapped around a tree
Oh I'm a dog walker, pity me!
Oh I'm a dog walker, pity me!
Come here Madi, Madi, hold up!
I'm right behind you! Woof!!

© Daines/Killington
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(mcps) ASCAP
2008
Song Comments

Rescue Me
'You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.' Unknown


CVFA's Radio Play
We absolutely LOVE this song -:) Anyone who has or has had a puppy Labrador espeically, can relate to this lol :) Rock on Maria and Paul and Madi YOU GO GIRL - YOU SO DESERVE TO 'RUN' WITH THE WIND ! - :)


Voices
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